To all you guys telling me I should run for pope: I’d be a horrible pope. I’d let girls do things and not hate gay people
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my-urlknowswhatyoudidinthedark:

clothobuerocracy:

So there was this lady at work today who tried to shoplift a watermelon by hiding it under her shirt and she tripped on the way out the door and fell on the watermelon and broke it and she started screaming “MY BABY” just screaming and crying and it was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.

why the fuck was she trying to shoplift a watermelon anyway

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hachikuji:

the worst feeling is when you’re close to someone but they have someone who they will always like more than they like you 

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surfingteen:

if you’re embarrassed of yourself just remember that two girls at my school are going out to dinner to celebrate justin bieber’s birthday by themselves

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asunsetdream:

moustache-flavoured-lubricant:

watermelonfucker:

bicorn:

a-skyofdiamonds:

“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”

I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN

 

Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.

GENOVIA ISNT A REAL COUNTRY??????????????????

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lolsofunny:

do you ever have those days where you feel like a white person in an infomercial

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luginub:

Nicki Minaj’s hip-to-waist ratio


I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.

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